Even more monkey noises, this time Barcelona v Real Madrid.

It's time for the non racists at the grounds to stand up and be counted and make monkey noises at all the players, black and white, white louder than black.

This is the twenty-first century! Admit Darwin was right! Pick fleas from your partners' bodies! Altogether now, 'Do Do Do the funky gibbon!'

If only pre-war Germany had had The Goodies.