What puzzles people of other faiths, according to the Bishop of Lichfield the Rt Rev Jonathon Gledhill, 'is how we have allowed Christian standards of morality and justice to be swamped by a superficial consumerism'.

Well get your bloody finger out mate and convince those thirty-six million of us who call themselves Christians to start reading the Bible instead of 'Heat' and 'Nuts' magazines and listening to Cliff Richard instead of Robbie Williams and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.