Thursday, December 16, 2004

A VH1 poll confirms 'Fairytale of New York' as the UK's all-time favourite Christmas song, pipping even the poignantly grotesque 1984 version of 'Do they know it's Christmas?'

Yes, the true spirit of Christmas is a pissed Londoner singing in an Irish accent about broken dreams in America.

'I could've been someone', I sing just before I sick up the poisonous contents of the office party onto the back of the taxi driver's seat.

'Are you going to clean that mess up or am I going to smash your fucking face in?' he replies.

'Well? So could anyone.'

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